Thursday, January 31, 2008

Back in the High Life Again

I'm a little more than halfway done Migraine, but I have good excuses as to why this one is taking so long:

-My very own migraines that grace my existence about once a week

-Nick being ridiculously hilarious while trying out for the Olympics

-Fancy weddings at the Crystal Tearoom and nights spent at the Ritz Carlton (I would show you my pictures but stupid webshots is down)

-Quizzo


And one bad excuse that I will soon no longer be making:

-Grad school


I'll probably finish Migraine up some time next week. I think I'm in the mood for some fiction next.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Boo hiss.


The Yiddish Policeman’s Union by Michael Chabon

The Yiddish Policeman’s Union (YPU) is set in an alternate reality, much like Philip Roth’s The Plot Against America which assumes that Charles Lindbergh, a Nazi sympathizer, was elected President of the US, only it took me longer than it should to understand what kind of alternate reality. After reading a Publisher’s Weekly review of the YPU, I have come to discover that apparently “Franklin Roosevelt proposed on the eve of World War II, a temporary Jewish settlement had been established on the Alaska panhandle.” This was obviously never followed through with, but Chabon pretends that it did and thus YPU is born. I had understood that there was a large settlement of Jews in Alaska, but I could not have told you why. Was it implied somewhere at the beginning of the book? I have no idea.

What I can tell you is that YPU is a really dense detective story that I would have enjoyed if a) I had an easier time catching on to the Yiddish that was interspersed throughout (which was quite upsetting since I’m the only Irish girl I know who says she’s shvitzing instead of sweating), and b) I paid more attention to the insane amount of rambling details throughout its 400+ pages. Not that I didn’t know what I was getting into. Last summer I had struggled through Chabon’s The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay and vowed to finish it during my Pocono retreat vacation. While it ended up being one of my top ten favorite reads of last year, it still required a constant effort to concentrate and get through the heft. I admit I was more interested in Kavalier and Clay’s story than YPU, but I was interested all the same.

Because I like a good mystery. I recently rediscovered this when while visiting for Christmas, Nick’s grandmother was struggling with the puzzle of Norman Rockwell’s Freedom From Want, which is absurdly hard. It took us four hours to get the woman’s dress and arm together. I consider a puzzle like a mystery because you’re trying to find where the pieces it. I realize that this is partly my OCD shining through, but I really needed to get that puzzle together. The last time I checked, it was still sitting unfinished on Nick’s dining room table.

So one morning Meyer Landsman, a detective in Sitka (the Jewish settlement) is awoken by his landlord to investigate a murder that occurred overnight a few floors down. Soon afterwards enters Landsman’s cousin/partner, a half Jewish, half Tlingit (which I actually recognized after reading many books set in Alaska as of late: Into the Wild, If You Lived Here I’d Know Your Name, and pieces of Assassination Vacation, which I believe is the source of my knowledge about the Tlingit people) detective. And then all of these things started to happen and I wasn’t really sure where the story was going, but parts were exciting and made me want to read more, so I continued. And then I got so far into the book that I couldn’t justify giving up on it, so I labored on and forced myself to commit to the back 200 pages and when the plot got resolved it wasn’t very satisfying. And I’m obviously not satisfied with the effort it took to read the 400+ pages when I didn’t really get anything out of it.

This could be for a number of reasons; one being I never really understood the motivations of the characters. Landsman is an absolute mess, having been (relatively) recently divorced from his wife. The only theme I recognize throughout the entire thing is one’s destiny, but even that is weakened by strange plot twists that either happen outside of the pages or I was so distracted with anything else around me (weird people on the train, the depressing man in the neurologist’s office who said he never reads anymore because he has the History channel, Beans (my cat)) that I missed it on the page. It was funny at times but not as often or as intense that its hilarity alone carried the book. I smiled to myself a few times but never broke out into the kind of laughter that leaves my co-commuters reassured that I am, in fact, insane. Hopefully the book that I got for Christmas that Chabon edited is more enjoyable.

Up Next: Migraine by Oliver Sacks

Also, this hilariousness is what the boyfriend has been up to. (Great pic!) And this.

Friday, January 04, 2008

My (book) Year in Review

Out of 29 books, these are the ten that I enjoyed the most in the months of 2007 and highly suggest that you read them. Now. (Fiction marked by F; Nonfiction, NF.)

Best Books I've Read In 2007

  1. The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold (F)
  2. A Thousand Splendid Suns by Khaled Hosseini (F)
  3. About Alice by Calvin Trillin (NF)
  4. Assassination Vacation by Sarah Vowell (NF)
  5. The Boy Detective Fails by Joe Meno (F)
  6. Braniac by Ken Jennings (NF)
  7. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay by Michael Chabon (F)
  8. Sweet & Low by Rich Cohen (NF)
  9. Eats, Shoots & Leaves by Lynn Truss (NF)
  10. White Oleander by Janet Fitch (F)

What a nice balance of fiction and nonfiction. And I didn't even plan it!

Honorable Mentions That Just Missed The Cut (in order of just-missedness)

  1. The Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides (F)
  2. Flush by Virginia Woolf (F)
  3. The Hours by Michael Cunningham (F)
  4. Puff by Bob Flaherty (F)
  5. House-keeping Vs. The Dirt by Nick Hornby (NF)


     

Books I received for Christmas 2007 (All from Nick, btw. Insane! (in the membrane))

  1. The Partly Cloud Patriot—Sarah Vowell
  2. McSweeney's Mammoth Treasury of Thrilling Tales—Michael Chabon, ed.
  3. The New Kings of Nonfiction—Ira Glass, ed.
  4. Confessions of a Tax Collector—Richard Yancey
  5. Travels with Alice—Calvin Trillin
  6. Poop Culture—Dave Praeger
  7. Money for Nothing: One Man's Journey Through the Dark Side of Lottery Millions—Edward Ugel
  8. Busting Vegas: The MIT Whiz Kid who Brought the Casinos to Their Knees—Ben Mezrich
  9. What's You Poo Telling You?—Richman & Sheth
  10. Little Altars Everywhere—Rebecca Wells
  11. Sister Bernadette's Barking Dog—Kitty Burns Florey
  12. Paint it Black—Janet Fitch
  13. The Beach—Alex Garland
  14. Saturday—Ian McEwan
  15. Specimen Days—Michael Cunningham
  16. The Future Dictionary of America
  17. All the President's Men—Carl Bernstein & Bob Woodward
  18. A Cook's Tour—Anthony Bourdain
  19. The Best American Travel Writing 2004—Pico Iyer, ed.
  20. Salt: A World History—Mark Kurlansky
  21. Migraines—Oliver Sacks
  22. Noisy Outlaws, Unfriendly Blobs, and Some Other Things That Aren't as Scary, Maybe, Depending on How You Feel About Lost Lands, Stray Cellphones, Creatures from the Sky, Parents Who Disappear to Peru, a Man Named Lars Farf, and One Other Story We Couldn't Quite Finish, So Maybe You Could Help Us Out. (This title is very When the Pawn…-esque.)

Cookbooks Received for Christmas 2007

  1. Ben & Jerry's Icecream & Dessert Book
  2. Starting With Ingredients—Aliza Green (All of the recipes are listed according to their main ingredient. Awesome.)
  3. Wilson's Cupcake Fun!
  4. The Food You Want to Eat—Ted Allen
  5. Williams Sonoma Essentials of Baking